Metaphorically speaking, she is a pig. Everyday I would see her and talk with her and every single time I regret trying to make a conversation with her. I talk about the new shopping mall and she answers with "So which school are you going to apply for early admission?" I talk about this cute guy and she utters "Well, he's an idiot. He can't even speak English properly." Get a life, girl!
The problem started to burst out as soon as she became my roommate. I could not help. The system randomly mixed and matched kids for no reason whatsoever. I had to face it. There we were, awkwardly looking at each other - or maybe it was only me who did so. Days and nights she annoyed me, getting me on my nerves. It was not an action or a speech she made; it was she herself who pissed me off from the bottom of my heart. I simply could not stand her.
It all happened in the third week we lived together. I was enjoying some of my snacks. Then, suddenly she came over to me and ordered me to give her half of them. I told you before that she is a pig. She literally is a pig, she weighs like hundred something kilograms. Now that was really annoying of her to do so, but I didn't want to have a fight so I gave her some of them. But then she was like,"Are you kidding? I said HALF of them. Do you think this is half?"I said, "Yes" very coldly. She seemed to be very surprised. Of course, I hated her inside, but I never expressed it. So she probably did not know my feelings for her.
I thought this was the moment to talk to her seriously about her problems and my frustration. With a profound courage, I uttered a powerful message, "I think you suck." This unrefined language was probably the most refined one I could say. By doing so, I achieved the goal at the same time, yet made a more serious problem. Pig became a boar. I literally saw the transformation. Her face torted hideously, her hundred kilogram body rippled violently, a dark aura appeared in her presence, and I could have sworn that horns grew out of her head. Then, without warning,
Keep in mind that colleges select students not based solely on academics. They want some assurance that your personal life will not interfere with your academic life. This essay needs to focus on the latter more than the former, and if you write about your social life, pretend as much as possible that it is healthy. Everyone should like you and you should like everyone. This essay won't even get you into a Canadian university. Smarten up girl.
답글삭제Well i did not really finish writing..:(
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I was joking, wasn't I?
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